i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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