Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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