with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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