erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
my liver is dry heaving
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
