I'm gonna have a badass scar
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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