i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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