do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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