You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
