It's just like the Real World with babies
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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