i just had sex bonerless
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
