I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
