Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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