i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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