he puts the penis in happiness.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I would fuck him just for his dog
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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