So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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