yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I deserve this hangover.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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