Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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