so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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