Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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