I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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