he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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