Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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