He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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