He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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