She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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