i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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