It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I feel like abortions should bother me more
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Ladies don't puke and tell
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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