Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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