I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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