DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you inspire me to be a worse person
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
did you just send me my own nude
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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