thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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