"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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