Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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