; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
are you so shy because you have an std?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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