I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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