dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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