those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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