Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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