i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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