life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
We need to rekindle our bromance
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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