since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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