is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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