Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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