Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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