Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Semen is not good for contacts.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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