it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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