Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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