mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I need help removing her.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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