im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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