oh god the rape fog is back!
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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