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I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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