so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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