Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
