plz talk dirty to me
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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