Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing