she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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