two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
