I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Is it penis luge time yet?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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